Kooj told me I needed to get jawbreakers—and sour ones. So that’s just what I have decided to do. I went in and saw them, and purchased them during my candy run. I’ve had normal ones before—those white ones—and I used to eat them (relatively) all the time.
Time to pop this motherfucker open
And here it is in my small, small hand. It gives off a faint, sugary smell and a tart smell. Yes, a tart smell.
This is going to be a long eating experience…
Well, I have to say that it tasted like blue raspberry, and not THAT sour. Definitely TART, but not what I’d call sour. It was pretty good, and probably would have been better if I hadn’t chronicled a speed run of consuming it.
Here’s a disgusting collection of the various colored layers revealed by my own saliva.
